Health: Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday...

By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

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By Rach - 08/06/2010 14:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

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Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By Tea gurl - 23/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML

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By pygmalion - 26/09/2009 10:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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Monday 16 May 2011 19:00

Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 16 May 2011 18:56

Oh my god! A double burn!

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Jayyweezy 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:21

drink cold tea

StormGirl142 24

Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:56

Ever heard of iced tea?

martron3000 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:43

Maybe it's time to switch to drinking iced tea.

libsloveslife 7

Wednesday 18 May 2011 20:49

Maybe it's because you have poor grammar? It's "spilled", not "spilt".

katyRaWr 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:18

I think you should just stop drinking hot cups of tea...

yellowroseoftx85 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 1:16

stop drinking tea!

poohforMVP 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:02

who drinks tea anyways?

Sassybq1 13

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:26

Those who cannot remember the past......are condemmed to repeat it. (Joe Cartoon Reference, FTW!!!)

xCumxBlizzardx 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:46

.. ever think of suicide :)

musicboi96 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:59

haha dumbass. I mean, I'm sorry... clumsy:)

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