By ealovan - 03/03/2014 05:18 - United States - Des Moines
By AlwaysAwkward - 03/03/2014 02:30 - United States - Strongsville
By kitty91 - 03/03/2014 01:14 - United States - Albuquerque
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Where am I?
By Anonymous - 02/03/2014 05:03 - United States
Classy night out
By thanks - 01/03/2014 17:23 - Australia - Blackburn
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By minauto - 27/02/2014 23:58 - United States - San Antonio
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This actually happened to my boyfriend but he posted it from my account since he doesn't own a smartphone himself. he pulled his engine from his car to work on it (he's an auto tech student) and had been without a car for a few days. luckily he was planning on getting a new ignition, he wasn't however planning on replacing a perfectly good window... but thanks for all the comments guys, i'll be sure to let him know about all the support!
Busted
By well SHIT - 27/02/2014 21:46 - United States - Little Elm
By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins
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By ThatGuyWithFMLs - 25/02/2014 09:31 - Japan - Osaka
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Yeah, I was pretty surprised that with all the things on his desk, he saw the cactus as a way to put me in my place haha.
By OysterPearls - 25/02/2014 03:04 - United States - Carson
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Hi, OP here! We had two flawless performances before this one, and several rehearsals before that. So no, I was not unprepared in the least. I think the problem came from the lack of sleep I had before this specific performance, because; with my luck, I happened to catch a cold the night before. Thanks for the positive comments, I feel like posting this has helped me overcome the embarrassment by giving me the opportunity to laugh at my own plight! :)
By fuckmeitsgettingworse - 24/02/2014 19:36 - United Kingdom - Derby
By I hate Walmart???? - 24/02/2014 09:36 - United States - Greensboro
Stoooooop!
By DIY560 - 24/02/2014 03:59 - United States - Ambler
Procrastination station
By goodbye cruel world - 23/02/2014 19:00 - United States - Salisbury
By weak - 23/02/2014 14:36 - United States - Columbus
By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris
By Sodapop40 - 22/02/2014 21:21 - Canada - Whitecourt
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They saw me staring at them with terror in my eyes, and quickly came over to ask me if I wanted tto model with their agency? Um, no.
By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine
Don't dick around with those guys
By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej
By BakedBat - 21/02/2014 04:10 - United States - Minneapolis
By time to lawyer up - 20/02/2014 21:20 - United States - Forney
By begging for air - 20/02/2014 17:45 - United States - Hillsboro
By Anonymous - 20/02/2014 10:01 - United Kingdom - Great Malvern
By Twix88 - 19/02/2014 11:00 - United States - Huntsville
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This is my FML. This did happen in Alabama. Sadly, I don't think this guy was kidding at all, although, he was obviously tweaking pretty hard so that may have played a role. He didn't work there he was just another customer. The dude actually brought it up twice. After the second time my brother ditched me and went outside to get away from him and left me to sit with the creep. However, shortly after I got the last laugh when he followed my brother outside to pester him again.
By 1111222233334444 - 18/02/2014 23:06 - United States - Williamson
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Hey guys OP. So the school I go to is a private school with only 120 students at most. There is ten school like ours in the state and ones not going, making only nine go to tournaments. (State tournaments). Our Boys varsity is what's seated last. Our Boys middle school is ranked 5 out of 8 and both girls is ranked 6 out of 7. Our cheer squad said that, then added that they had no room to talk because they haven't won first place since the school even started letting a cheer squad happen. (I posted this on my sisters account. And yes. She is a varsity cheerleader.) Not all nine cheerleaders are embarrassed, my sister isn't. Just the girlfriends of ball players are. The others are saying that we will probably win the game that carries us on to the next elimination game. So not all of them aren't peppy.
By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke
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Why does everyone just assume we're not close friends? She's actually one of my best friends. I hadn't seen her in a while because I was out of the country and I knew she would be ok with me rubbing her belly because with her first pregnancy she always wanted me to touch her belly. It would've been awkward if she hadn't burst out laughing. We ended laughing so hard at my stupidity that we cried.