By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States
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Not a great start
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Hey you
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Sneaky
By Anony Mous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Domestic bliss
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Never Let Go tells us more.
By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 15:36 - United States
Nice day for a picnic
By litterbug - 06/07/2021 04:01
Going too far
By cad515 - 07/07/2021 02:01
Over and out
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By SpLo0gIeR - 13/02/2012 15:30 - United States
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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)
False alarm
By dirtyhands - 18/02/2009 23:01 - United States
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Together, forever
By ForeverLost - 26/03/2020 20:21
Oh no
By Dannylover - 17/02/2009 20:53 - Netherlands
Do not pass Go
By andjusticeforall - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States
Caught in the act
By urmommmm - 22/08/2009 16:25 - United States
Unreasonable demands
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Asshats
By dinomite - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Stay safe, stay home FFS!
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By BloodyButUnbowed - 23/06/2019 12:50
BloodyButUnbowed tells us more.
OP here. Sorry for being confusing. We don't have much room, so I had to condense pretty drastically. Basically, an aunt with a history of mean behavior introduced me to some random elderly relative I'd never met before, at my father's funeral. Without asking, the elderly stranger tried to hug me. I held out my hand to fend her off, which some people claim is all that's needed to escape from an unwanted hug. Instead, the rando began shrieking fake hurt -- "You DON'T want a HUG?" with an exaggerated stricken expression. Grieving and already overwhelmed, I allowed her to grab me. The nasty aunt who introduced us, and who has made a hobby of ridiculing me ever since my birth, then trotted to the center of the room. While literally pointing at me and guffawing, she started yelling ridicule -- the "BloodyButUnbowed had her hand out! She thought she was gonna shake hands!" stuff, while glancing around to see who would mock the deceased's daughter with her. She may have been audible in the next county. Nobody joined her, since most people have better manners than my family, but she tried for a while. I am very happy living on the other side of the continent from these people.
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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States
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Hi, OP here. This was back in 2021 and at the end of 2023 my husband went to rehab and he is working his steps and becoming a functioning member of society again. Along with back to being the husband I married❤️ things are great now. I did get involved in an ALANON group that has been insightful and very supportive along with friends and family.