By anonymous - 20/06/2012 14:09 - United Kingdom
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By sunflowers2k - 10/12/2016 03:27 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray
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By Jersey girl - 08/12/2016 07:58 - United States - Miami
By Bride to be - 19/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Dayton
By KingKralj - 04/12/2016 21:49 - United States - San Ramon
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Holy sweet shit, this got posted! Hello guys, OP here! I was angry when making this FML that I left out some pretty important details :P So here we go. My bro and I were having an argument about something stupid, and it escalated pretty bad. I hate full on yell-fests, so I left the scene and decided to fly my drone to relax. My brother, on the other hand, somehow got drunk and thought it would be a good idea to shoot my drone with his BB gun for revenge (no, he didn't get it on my b-day nor are we twins. He had it for a while). Long story short, he loaded the gun and shot my drone several times over. I yelled at him for like 10 seconds (I know I mentioned I hate yelling, but I was angry :l) and left the house. Later, he called me and apologized for destroying my drone and offered to either repair it or buy a new one out of his pocket. I said "eh, just buy it." because the drone was too damaged to be repaired. So the aftermath was we made up, he bought me a new drone, and we lived happily ever after c:
Where's my shit?
By Still No Phone - 21/05/2017 18:00 - United States - Philadelphia
By M. Moore - 10/06/2019 18:00
Major headache
By Emily 1992 - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls
By RosaAnela - 15/11/2016 02:15 - United States - La Vergne
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Hey OP here. I wasn't expecting this to get posted! So just some background my crush and I were friends before this incident and we've had decent conversations. I have not been obvious about having a crush on him as I like to be friends with people and get to know them first off. That's why I decided to add him not to stalk him but because I considered him my friend... I honestly don't have any explanation for why he would block me but luckily nothing in our face to face relationship has changed. I also don't want to ask him about it because that was his decision and it's not really my place to question it.
By Embarrassed - 01/10/2010 13:06 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Gournay-sur-marne
Maybe next year…
By sad trick Or treat - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Denmark
By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States
By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 16:09 - United States
By anonymous - 24/09/2016 13:10 - United States - Federal Way
Sorry mate, you're on your own
By LivingBroke - 21/08/2017 20:01
Butter fingers
By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00
By InsideActress - 05/04/2009 19:11 - Canada
By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis
Throw the bill at the kid. Do it.
By Deadmeat - 12/09/2017 04:29
By TakenAdvantageOf - 15/09/2017 04:30
Fun is overrated
By Jess56 - 06/09/2019 06:01 - United States
Customers from Hell
By fmcsl - 07/09/2019 18:01 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur
Lower your expectations
By mista_sandy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
By WildaRora - 14/03/2013 07:19 - Australia
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Hi guys, OP here. The dealer was femalel, I doubt she was older than 25 and we managed to laugh it off. After me nearly dying from embarrassment she actually asked what the book was. And no, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey. It was not just the description of the act that was so bad, it was the moans and groans that the narrator put along with it. It sounded like really bad **** - not that I know what that sounds like! Thing is I was shocked when it came up in the audiobook, which is why it was stopped at that part. Later on I listened to the rest of it and boy was I glad that I managed to stop it when I did. I am really thankful that I found out about this feature before I took my parents for a drive.
By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 07:03 - United States - Puyallup
Feel this FML
By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo
Pussy power
By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 17:57 - Canada - Fernie
Definitely done that
By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00
Cropped
By Photoshopped - 18/07/2016 04:34 - United States - Athens
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Lol! OP here, can't believe this got posted. I've always been the mother hen of my friends, and I really don't mind taking care of them. I'm not a big drinker anyways. But, all my friends had fun and my bf who hasn't been drunk in FOREVER had a great time, so that made it all worth it. Watching drunk people is pretty fun sometimes. :)