By byegeorge - 17/08/2012 11:26 - United Kingdom - Hounslow
The Top
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Kidblocked
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By Applejacks18 - 06/06/2013 05:01 - United States - Helena
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OP here. I was awake for about 2 minutes before they knocked me out again. My tooth actually broke on the way out so I heard the dentist debate with his staff whether or not he should just leave the root in. The dentist is a cool guy and even offered to buy me lunch sometime.
By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States
Lookin' good
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Revenge is a wheel best served cold
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The thrill of it
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Horny bonk
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Get the hint
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Background noise
By DumbCuntApparently - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Hilversum
By Myyrh - 16/06/2015 01:48 - Switzerland - Basel
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Yaaaaaay it got publiiiished ! :D Hi everyone, OP here =) Time for explainations ! We've been in a long distance relationship for one year and a half. So when he came to my place, I made him meet my family and friends because I was so happy to be with him, but when I came to his place, I never met anyone beside his brothers and parents (I still haven't met one of his brothers who lives far away from both my place and my bf's place). My bf lives in a small village, his friends live somewhere else and so we could not randomly run into them either. At first it pissed me off that he didn't want to tell anyone (even our friends who knew both of us), but then he started to be ok with it and to tell everyone how lucky he was to have me. He told his very close friends though, but the other ones never knew about me. For those who say I should find someone else : before meeting me he was with a girl during 5 years and that time his family didn't know about her, on Facebook he was even acting like "if you know a cute girl, intoduce her to me, you know I'm single" etc, whereas I managed to make him remove the "single" from his profile page (now there is nothing, it's not written "in a relationship" either but at least, other girls won't see he's "single" anymore) and I was the first girlfriend he ever brought back home and introduced to his family. So I'm kind of a big deal ;) Tha main reason he didn't want to tell his friends is because he doens't like people to know about his private life, but also because he is tired of people gossiping. Also I never insisted too much on meeting his friends because I am really really really shy and was ok with not having to meet people I didn't know but who had known my bf for years. By the way, his friends were mad at him for not telling them for one and a half year, but he said it was his choice and he was ok with it. And finally, I was not really complaining, but people here had the same reaction as some of my friends, and I thought it was an... original situation ! =) So, there you go !
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By toritoratora - 26/11/2012 05:27 - United States - Huntington Beach
You what?
By unknown - 02/11/2013 21:10 - Canada - Courtenay
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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States
Long held grudge
By thatwas10yearsago - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Reston
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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 19:58 - United Kingdom
Nice!
By ugh thanks - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Dayton
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Hi, I'm the OP. 5'10" and 130lbs... is that fat? Cause that's me. Sure, he was joking, but it still hurt.