By guard35 - 12/08/2009 17:02 - Canada
The Top
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Breaking news
By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 11:11 - United States
Smoking is bad
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Afterthought
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I went to the store manager who said "what do you expect? You don't make 22 cakes a day." That level is for mass production I am put on specialty orders 90% of the time. He didn't care
By anon7113 - 08/01/2011 10:16 - United States
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One, I do take an enzyme to help me break down food. It's called Similase. Both acidophilus (sp?) and lactaid don't work for me at all. I've tried. Two, even if yogurt doesn't have lactose in it, it doesn't change the fact that it gives me very painful gas. Three, my mother won't take me to get soy yogurt. Four, I would have asked the pharmacist for a substitute, had I been the one picking up my medication. Unfortunately, my mother didn't realize the problem when the pharmacist was explaining the "eat some yogurt to help with diarrhea side effects" part. Five, whoever said to get a different pill is obviously not good in this area. Most antibiotics can cause diarrhea and the only way to get rid of the strep bacteria is to take antibiotics. So really, I don't have much choice about the pill. Just some clarifications. Thanks. :)
Lose-lose situation
By suckerrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Splash
By JakeHolmes - 17/11/2009 06:48 - United States
Good samaritan
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Get out
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Dirty old bat
By grannysmack - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By brileyyyy - 12/01/2010 03:40 - United States
Ewwwww
By EwFace - 06/06/2009 16:23 - United States
It's funny because it's true
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Assigned bald at birth
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Freakout
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By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside
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omg,everybody needs to calm down. im not fat. and im not looking for sympathy. i just thought it was funny that the kid said that. i dont think that "my life is over", i thought it was hilarious and laughed forever and told pretty much anyone who wanted to listen. i probably have higher self esteem that most of you on this site anyways. go find something better to do with your life than waste it on the computer ranting about stupid things. k thanks bye