By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 01:28
The Top
It's all balls to me
By anonymous - 01/12/2016 16:00 - United States - Saint Paul
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Anti-Dad
By Mr. Unlucky - 28/05/2018 01:30 - United States - Woodbridge
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Drama
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brookhaven
He studies the blade
By Anonymous - 11/01/2022 11:01
Inappropriate
By elcee1987 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
Thanks!
By RiceSickle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton
By Anonymous - 22/10/2016 04:32
Just a tad
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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives
That's kinda handy!
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Slight hiccup
By really - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa
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By whhhhyyyyyyy - 16/02/2017 12:03 - United States - Vallejo
allherenotthere tells us more.
OP here. Trust me, that was the first and last time I'll let a guy pick me up to go on a date. I'll admit, I'm kind of new to the Tinder thing, and it was slightly spontaneous, so that's why my phone wasn't charged. It was drained from a day of college classes, for those who are wondering. I think the sting of getting ditched for the first time was a little worse than having my charger stolen.
Superficial
By toolateabuckshort - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By Cancelling all services in 3, 2, 1... - 05/07/2017 15:57
MommyMerida tells us more.
OP here! Here's the full story. I live in Quebec, where we have basically two providers for telecommunication services, plus a few small redistributors. I'd had major issues with one of them in the past (another long story culminating with a phone rep yelling at me about how sometimes it's the customer's fault, admitting it was their fault once they finally listened to what I had to say and then their manager trying to charge me hundreds of dollars to fix their screwup) so we decided to go with the other, but after a couple years of crappy service with them we decided to cancel our cable and internet with them and give a redistributor a chance. They sent us the necessary slips and we returned our rented equipment using the mail services they had specified. So when we received a bill for over $1,000 the next month, my husband called to clear it up and was told that they could see in their system the equipment had been received, but it could take them up to two billing cycles to process the returns and they would give us a credit once it was done. He asked to speak to a manager, who said he would process it right away and cancel our preauthorized debit to make sure it didn't go through. Three weeks later, it did. That time, when he called, my husband was told that cancelling payments could take up to a month to process and we should have put a stop payment on it with our bank. The whole thing was ridiculous since they had all the equipment the whole time. We were able to make some transfers and pay our mortgage on time, but timing was just terrible and our savings are somewhat depleted right now since we did just buy a house about a month ago and were required to put a lot down due to my husband being self-employed! We did go to our bank to report this, and after a short investigation they were able to refund us a couple of days ago. But after all that we will definitely be cancelling what remaining services we had with that provider!
Spit or Swallow?
By buymeflavoredlube - 05/06/2018 05:00
Pleased to meet you
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Timing is everything
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Metamora
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By notyourparkingspot - 26/05/2017 00:00 - Canada - Edmonton
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1. Because I wasn't cutting my night short, because we have children and we finally had a babysitter for once. So I was enjoying my night. 2. I chose "Bae," because that's generally what someone puts in their phone as their significant other... ?