By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States
The Top
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By cargaljen - 21/10/2012 00:22 - United States
Grease is the word
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By peak4u - 09/10/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes
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Freaked out
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hightstown
By neuronerd - 16/12/2016 14:29
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I went to respond, but accidentally clicked on the next FML. But long story short, it's not a jealousy issue. It's that I know the guy who won, know he's interested in me, and was considering going out with him before I got back with my boyfriend. Now I feel bad that he's dropped a few hundred dollars for a date with me, when I know he was hoping for it to be a real date (no, not talking sex, just a potential to lead to more dates), but at least kids are getting to have a merry Christmas, because of his donation.
By breedles - 10/12/2016 22:20
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Hey guys, OP here. I love the comments xD This happened a couple of months ago, and actually, before this incident he did confide in me that he was bisexual, and as I am open minded and bisexual as well, we did do some experimenting with a strap on to see if I could satisfy him on that level. His comment was meant to suggest that because I didn't have a REAL penis, it wasn't enough for him, which was painful to hear, because obviously, there was nothing I could do about it and I was very invested in our relationship. He changed his stance on the matter when he was sober, but we did move out of a boyfriend girlfriend relationship and into more of a FWB relationship, and we're both happier now. :)
My turn
By Crazy In-Laws - 20/11/2016 22:54 - United States - Danvers
Not cool, bro
By Anonymous - 17/08/2017 11:51
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Hi everyone, OP here. I'm really struggling to put everything into perspective, so many thanks for all of your input! I'd like to clarify that he took the pictures at his own initiative at occasions where I was (getting) undressed. I didn't really give permission, just playfully raised a fist and let him. After all, we've been together for 11 years since highschool, I would've trusted him with my life. Learned that the hard way. He did blur my face, but that makes little difference because he would tell the people it was his wife and his full name was visible on his profile (he wasn't aware of that fact until I pointed it out). Divorce is our only option at this point, I don't trust him anymore, especially since there also have been other lies. I decided not to press charges as I would like to divorce on friendly terms.
By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56
Disappointed
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Padstow
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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls
Living my best life
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Overboard
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By spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby
Jesus H Christ
By bastard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By ;_; - 19/12/2013 22:13 - Canada - Burlington
What were you thinking?
By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 10:04 - Australia - Brunswick
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By Dani - 12/01/2010 21:51 - United States
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Hi everyone, some of your comments truly made me laugh. But more importantly I'm concerned for those of you who cannot understand why I'd talk to a seemingly friendly old man when I'm in the company of my boyfriend, it's just common decency my dears. My boyfriend and I have a really strong relationship and we love to annoy each other for fun, he took it jokingly but pretended to be mad at me for a minute but then proceeded to hand me some hand sanitiser ... No harm done.