JESUS CHRIST!

rubmytummy - 10/06/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About halfway through, I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. FML
58 830
23 362
The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Poonheart 0

That must have shattered your shin... -.-

48 2
justxmyxluck 0

I'm cringing just reading this. Well at least you didn't hit your crotch. That would just about kill you. =/

38 0

Sniggle 0

This isn't fake because of the missing the park bench, it's fake because this would 100% most definitely split your shin in half, which would put you in the hospital for 2 days minimum with mandatory surgery.

0 2
cinderella_smile 0

i hope you get bettter :D please try and not kill your self.

0 0
ooshrooms 1

I don't get how this is possible. When you swing a sledge, you should set your feet at least shoulder-with apart and come straight down from overhead. It does the most damage with the least effort. YDI for poor form.

0 1
dgafprincess90 0

omg that must have hurt like a mother f**** but thats what you get for bein a good person n helpin out your church

0 0
Boredom_killz_ha 0

I did that with a baseball bat the other day.. :/ I sympathize man.

0 0
BlakPanther 0

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR HELPING A CHURCH

0 3
Lythiaren 8

If you swung it really hard, halfway through smashing up concrete with it... I wish you a speedy recovery from the resulting breakage of limb. D: Now, what would make this suck even more is if that concrete table was one of those tables put in the park as a memorial...

0 1