My wife of almost 10 years looks quite young. She’s also pretty short and sometimes has to buy clothes from the kids section of Walmart (it seems these days either kids are getting larger than what I remember or my memory is crap), but I’ve had Karen’s go full-blown conniption accusing me of stalking kids there. This is while i’m near my wife. I usually troll them. I also get asked if she’s my daughter. We are a 10 year difference but she’s 31 at this point and it still gets asked. My favorite response is “I’m not sure, depends on how fast I run and if my sneakers are good enough.” The pearl clutching is hilarious. A voice actor in Anime Bill Buttz could stand as an alibi for this, ask him about Anime Nebraskon if anyone sees him at their con. He’ll give you the horror story i’m sure about my auto reply on that