Money, Alcohol Teenagers Congratulations, you played yourself

Congratulations, you played yourself

danielle - 23/04/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

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gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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Joe - 04/08/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

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Let em in

Kerrilyn - - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

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He's a good man

no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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DerrickUhl - - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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aego56 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:06

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21)...*YDI*

ShayDee313 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:03

that's what you get!!!!

percypigs 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:18

YDI, definately

liquidpaper 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:19

Sometimes life charges you a tuition fee to teach you common sense.

chanceuse_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:24

#26 is a good example of why children should not drink alcohol. When you are mature enough to not live in a language, then you may drink. BTW, nice quote #85 :) I agree.

tipsypiink 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:24

lmaoo. sorry, that was pretty funny. that will probably never work unless you have ****.

ahhhcrap23 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:32

dude that's what you get for being dumb..haha amatures.

stefanalexander 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:32

As people living in every country in the world except the US will know, the drinking age should be 18. Nonetheless, you totally deserved it. Don't you have a big brother?

B00_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:33

You're an idiot.

Audio828 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:33

I totally saw this on a sitcom.

timmytimmeh 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:36

21? that's just stupid. it should be something reasonable, like 18 in england.

greatnt249 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:38

"if they were going to be stupid and get hurt while drunk, they deserve it. they have the right to make those kinds of choices for themselves." They most certainly do NOT have the right to bring down innocent people with them because of their idiotic decisions. It's THAT kind of mentality that results in so many alcohol-related deaths; no one ever thinks about other people that can get hurt by an intoxicated jackass's actions.