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Geezer

By Matt - 18/07/2026 00:00 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML

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DLBL 21

Saturday 18 July 2026 17:18

Who walks around without ID? Don't you keep it with your cash, credit cards, driver license?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 19 July 2026 2:14

"Sir, I'm going to need to see some ID." "I... uhh... don't have one... Will this work." "Ah, my apologies, old fart. I'll make sure you get the seniors' discount."

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DLBL 21

Saturday 18 July 2026 17:18

Who walks around without ID? Don't you keep it with your cash, credit cards, driver license?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 19 July 2026 2:14

"Sir, I'm going to need to see some ID." "I... uhh... don't have one... Will this work." "Ah, my apologies, old fart. I'll make sure you get the seniors' discount."

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