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By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By MICHAELTHEA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Mylifeisaboldandbeautifulepisode - 06/12/2017 15:00
By Anonymous - 19/08/2018 20:30
By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 17:25 - Latvia - Aluksne
By royallymessedup - 14/08/2016 13:13 - United Kingdom - London
By FlyingPain - 05/08/2016 11:16 - United Kingdom
By Porkletmon - 25/12/2016 20:49 - United States - Philadelphia
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By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 01:30 - United States - New Bremen
By Nancy Marlin - 16/07/2017 13:00
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By Satan'sChildren - 28/04/2013 02:30 - United States - Oak Creek
By letstradefamilies - 21/12/2015 21:50 - United States - San Francisco
By Vlad - 21/11/2018 13:30
By baddaughter - 16/11/2009 17:11 - Canada
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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh
By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 16:43 - United States
By givemechange - 06/04/2011 09:27 - United Kingdom
Im the OP. Here's a bit more information on what happened, as the fml format only allows 300 characters. We were going to a Slayer and Megadeath show, so I dont know if anyone who said "bring your purse, der," has ever been to a heavy metal show, but its not exactly the safest place to be carrying around a bag as it can easily be lost/stolen/ripped off of you in the craziness of the mosh pit. Also, it was Barcelona, which is notorious for pick pockets/thieves. The reason I gave my boyfriend all my money/ticket is because we live togather, have been dating for a long time, obviously I trust him, and know that he can take care of himself as he is trained in JuJitsu and MMA. Not that kind of guy you would pick pocket. And for whomever said " Why didnt you just follow him, der," well that would be because his stupid ass left me while I was in the bathroom and he was suppose to be waiting outside holding my drink. I did have my key to the hotel room, which was my only life line, and eventually found a cab driver nice and sympathetic enough to take me back to the hotel free of charge, because at this point I was cleary distraut. Yes, my boyfriend was selfish, moronic, careless and a being a drunk bafoon, but the story has a happy ending, I'm alive and well. ( And this was the first time anything like this has ever happened.)
By runfattyrun - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Abbotsford
By EsotericBrent - 09/01/2013 06:50 - United States - University Park
Oh no, the suitcase was open. Minus the one shirt I had taken out to wear that night, it was full too.
By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada
By tayluh26 - 15/02/2010 05:03 - United States
By Black sheep PhD - 18/12/2024 22:00 - United States - Oklahoma City
By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 19:47 - Canada - Vancouver
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By Travellingluck - 20/10/2017 16:12
By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 21:16 - New Zealand - Auckland
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OP here. I didn't create an account because I didn't think this would get posted. Thanks for making my day! I just wanted to clarify some things, especially about the olive oil and vinegar gift set. The father is Italian and appreciates a good bottle of vinegar and oil, I'm not talking about the regular kinds you can get at the supermarket, but olive oil that is cold pressed and infused with rosemary herbs, the vinegar is infused with dark espresso and they both gushed about it. Now, about the soap, it is not "fancy" or thoughtful, it was a square bar of soap (think Dial) in a Ziplock bag, the soap had no wrappings. Had I not notice the foul odor coming from the armpit area of the dress, I would have agreed that the dress probably just absorbed some of the smell from her house, but in this case, I highly doubt it. Also, the dress tag was put in through a thread loop, not through the fabrics, and the tag was already yellowed with stains. The Coach leather bag itself had a strong leather smell, but what I smelled was something resembling sweaty feet, the purse had dried white stains on it and parts of the leather was scratched up. Needless to say, you won't see me wearing any of those things on New Years Eve. Happy Holidays everyone!