alohayek

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

3
Badges!

1
Comments

234
Visits

349
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Alohayek

Not specified

Alohayek - Followers

Alohayek - Followed

Alohayek's page visits

lovers5201

ifomall

caseih_fml

Fucked!

Alohayek's FML badges

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Alohayek's favorite FMLs

By Username - 23/08/2011 15:55 - United States

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

agreeclassic 40 827

vote type 1 5 000

Put it all back

By WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

agreeclassic 32 103

vote type 1 4 384

By candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

agreeclassic 44 480

vote type 1 3 240

By xXangelaXx - 21/08/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

agreeclassic 33 244

vote type 1 6 095

Where is she now?

By RensM - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I went to the movies. I was sat next to a woman who talked through the film and said, "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML

agreeclassic 38 961

vote type 1 3 248