thebalancebetwee

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woodland hills, united states
32 years-old
Wednesday 10 February 1993
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A propos de Thebalancebetwee

I'm an aspiring tattoo artist who's addicted to FML amongst many things haha in live with making and listening to music, spending time with friends, and getting a little silly. I'm serious when needed but a kid at heart.

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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