mattza

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Norcross, Georgia, U.S.A.
29 years-old
Saturday 02 November 1996
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A propos de Mattza

My two main loves are basketball and music. I'm starting to love Latin, and I also enjoy reading and writing poetry and raps. I'd love to chat with anyone here. Oh and, FYL ;]

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By lazy pregnant girl - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that because he works fifty hours a week, I should be meeting an arbitrary quota of fifty hours of housework, and if I don't, I'm insensitive and ungrateful. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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