leilei91

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

2
Comments

111
Visits

3
Favorites

monterey, USA
34 years-old
Tuesday 19 November 1991
couple

A propos de Leilei91

Not specified

Leilei91 - Followers

Leilei91 - Followed

Leilei91's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Leilei91's FML badges

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Leilei91's favorite FMLs

By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

agreeclassic 20 645

vote type 1 35 950

By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

agreeclassic 46 449

vote type 1 10 654

Sketchy

By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

agreeclassic 15 776

vote type 1 47 657