vampress96

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

2
Comments

166
Visits

7
Favorites

Las Angeles, California
31 years-old
Tuesday 04 January 1994
Not specified

A propos de Vampress96

Get to know meh

Vampress96 - Followers

Vampress96 - Followed

Vampress96's page visits

lovers5201

Echo 8802

Fucked!

Echo 8802

Vampress96's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Vampress96's favorite FMLs

Big awkward moment

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

agreeclassic 26 845

vote type 1 42 680

By whatheffers - 07/07/2010 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

agreeclassic 66 361

vote type 1 8 931

By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

agreeclassic 27 743

vote type 1 3 741

By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

agreeclassic 17 524

vote type 1 20 725

Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

agreeclassic 34 107

vote type 1 83 437