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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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tikimuppet 11

Friday 6 November 2009 12:25

Is he still ten or something?

jchansfan 0

Friday 6 November 2009 12:24

Weak!

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agirlhasnoname_fml 6

Wednesday 5 October 2016 9:33

it's actually not that rediculous. "hey man I don't wanna tell Emma i dont like her anymore myself, you have her sister Jens number right? can you just text her sister and that I'm breaking up with her. thanks bro." just like that. leterally 12 sec of thought went into it. no highly complicated plan. just a dude moving on. plus your ten. so...

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