Miscellaneous: Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the...

By MoxleyCrue - 17/08/2015 07:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

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MoxleyCrue 17

Monday 17 August 2015 23:47

OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.

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CliffyB03 28

Monday 17 August 2015 23:09

Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.

leopardwilliam 22

Monday 17 August 2015 23:01

Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not

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span56 13

Wednesday 19 August 2015 19:45

hey at least it was not some "ducking quackers"

devi_916 39

Wednesday 26 August 2015 15:27

Birds can be mean. I'm still traumatized and hold a deep fear of geese after being chased across a huge park by an entire gaggle when I was seven.

Nobinx 15

Monday 20 June 2016 12:14

get off your high horse

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