Work: Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided... - FML

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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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datoismyname 22

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:18

Wow what a thief.

kaprookie 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:19

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Gvil_Eenius 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:23

Douche

howsitgoingjc 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:46

I hope she beat your ass.

Cow_girl_cutie 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:36

I'm guessing you got fired. YDI

Sudnifisent 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:56

Do you honestly expect sympathy? :/ YDI

Palomina9 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 21:28

Ever heard of Karma!?

nickypd122 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 21:41

You're an idiot

lrjlo 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:27

Seriously, this reads as "Today, I stole a phone and I got caught out by the owner, FML" I hope you lost your job over it because you have no sense of decency.

sk8rgirljj 0

Monday 31 October 2011 0:20

Your stupid, ydi, should have given the phone back

taty7659 4

Monday 31 October 2011 4:44

You f**kin deserved it i would be pissed if i lost my iphone and someone decided to keep it

neonboii 0

Monday 31 October 2011 7:31

Wow. Your awesome!

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