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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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OscarDV 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:43

BURN!!

Rozza17 29

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:47

You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.

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Solano2580 24

Thursday 25 September 2014 5:13

He was just trolling you dumbass, YDI

fantasyworld 37

Monday 27 July 2015 1:41

Asking someone out as a joke is a douchy thing to do.

writerchic85 25

Wednesday 16 September 2015 21:08

Your own fault for being a complete ssshole

SoBeSatan 22

Saturday 23 January 2016 7:56

This is why I have lost hope in humanity.

tcg14e 6

Saturday 13 February 2016 21:27

damn that's a burn and a half lmao

SoccaStar09 2

Tuesday 17 May 2016 5:01

congratulations. you played yourself.

myelm17 9

Tuesday 13 September 2016 22:31

So essentially you paid him to date your own girlfriend.

foolest 7

Wednesday 14 September 2016 20:38

savage!

Brenden Thomas 6

Wednesday 13 November 2019 11:09

hopefully he doesn't know any other girls

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