Kids: Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found... - FML

By Anonymus - 18/04/2015 07:01 - Sweden

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

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Markovski 18

Saturday 18 April 2015 23:40

R.I.P. OP

Epiccake 15

Saturday 18 April 2015 23:39

What a loving child

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Biker187 13

Tuesday 4 August 2015 20:32

Sounds like she's got the right touch to be a great writer. Bless her for writing down the plot.

DEATHLORD_fml 16

Tuesday 10 November 2015 2:23

Damn, she'll be the next jk Rowling! Killing every character! (Hedwig, Dobby, dumbledore, Fred, Lupin, Sirius, tonks, etc)

mattiscg 22

Wednesday 13 April 2016 18:11

Time to lawyer up!!!

Danielle Zion Gadsden 15

Tuesday 26 May 2020 7:38

As a little sister who has planed the same thing more than once, I say you desired it. No, I didn't write my plan out but if I knew my sister was reading my diary I would have. Just to f*** with her. Don't read people's private thoughts, you will misunderstand them.

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