Money: Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy... - FML

By Voltron - 11/01/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

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xbrit551 13

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:52

If you end up losing weight, are you gonna make yourself fat because you can't afford clothes too?:p

brewmasterg 34

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:53

Hit two birds with one stone, buy less food and buy yourself some clothes.

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ultra_notorious 26

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:33

good news in a way - instead of having to look for motivation, motivation found you

khaya 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:04

If you want to be fat you should have the means to support that life choice.

blair_x 12

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:25

Well, diet = less food, small quantities, so you'll save money, too!

carolynn2007 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:45

hey just look at it this way, you'll be saving on food too!!

Bekeliyr 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:22

Am I not surprised you live in the US?

ukrage 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:28

Today I'm fat and poor

huey211 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:26

well....atleasr u can go on a commercial for using "slimquick" :D thts a plus

insanelyXnikki 18

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:51

Well, multitasking ftw

myFMLname 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:51

That's all kinds of fails

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:43

Who cares what the reason is, good luck with the diet. I look forward to reading your post in a few months from now that reads "Good news: I finally the weight that I wanted to lose. The bad news is that I can't afford new clothes. FML"

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