Love: Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught...

By -__- - 27/12/2013 21:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

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By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

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By gmac0417 - 01/09/2012 06:02 - United States

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

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Saturday 28 December 2013 0:59

incoming "Today I discovered the hot girl I was having kinky chats with is actually a guy. My wife still doesn't know why I look discouraged. FML"

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