Health: Today, I cut my balls while shaving. They wouldn't stop bleeding,...

By Painful periods - 08/03/2018 19:00 - United Kingdom - Lincoln

Today, I cut my balls while shaving. They wouldn't stop bleeding, so I had to go about my day wearing a maxi pad. My girlfriend won't stop congratulating me on growing into a beautiful young woman. FML

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manb91uk 22

Thursday 8 March 2018 19:25

I can tell this is a difficult period in your life. I recommend a hot water bottle, ice cream, a romcom and lots of lounging on the couch.

Kurliez408 32

Thursday 8 March 2018 19:05

Shouldn't you have gone to the hospital if it was so bad?

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leeloo7 22

Friday 9 March 2018 13:37

To quote Elaine from Seinfeld “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things between your legs” lol

ARISKomuniszt 24

Friday 9 March 2018 18:03

Just don't shave...

MitiMiki 16

Friday 9 March 2018 22:14

Your girlfriend is straight up awesome..

NicF13 2

Sunday 11 March 2018 17:51

I'm not gonna say I've never cut myself shaving but damn was you using hedge clippers because usually I just bleed a couple drops

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Friday 13 July 2018 20:53

I know how that feels, bro.

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