Intimacy: Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents....

By anon - 24/05/2012 18:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML

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Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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Thursday 24 May 2012 22:59

Mmm wonderful family memories.

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Think about it like this, if they never did it on the bench you wouldn't be here today :)

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CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 25 May 2012 15:11

......................... system failure .....................

chetak 1

Friday 25 May 2012 15:54

You should buy that bench as a keepsake

anythingmustbe 18

Friday 25 May 2012 18:49

You plan on repeating the tradition

Fylminesawsome 5

Friday 25 May 2012 19:02

Drobin_fml 0

Friday 25 May 2012 21:04

That's awesome!

SimpleGr33n 4

Saturday 26 May 2012 0:14

Haha I was there!!!

suprit246 2

Saturday 26 May 2012 2:49

You should try to keep with the family tradition .. Lol

hawk4113 2

Saturday 26 May 2012 3:32

I live in smoky mountains

leadawg75 12

Saturday 26 May 2012 7:01

Wtf?! Lol I'm sorry man that sucks!

AlexRen 21

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:25

Nice.

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