Intimacy Today, during sex my boyfriend suggested we bring in my brother... - FML

GreyGirl - 20/02/2016 20:39 - United States - Roseville

Today, during sex my boyfriend suggested we bring in my brother for a three way. He didn't understand how it's wrong and keeps suggesting it. FML.

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