Miscellaneous: Today, a man came up to me asking for my name. Thinking he was... - FML

By SummerTime98 - 27/10/2009 05:44 - Canada

Today, a man came up to me asking for my name. Thinking he was trying to hit on me, I rudely gave him a fake name. He thanked me and walked away. I continued to watch him leaving until I saw him ask another woman for her name and took out a wallet and showed it to her. It was my lost wallet. FML

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loto_fml 3

Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:35

YDI for being so full of yourself.

thentherewas 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:35

YDI for thinking every guy coming up to ya is gonna hit on ya

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Dharman117 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:08

YDI for hoping someone was hitting on you.

kukri187 12

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:27

ydi fir being a bitch

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:36

Haven't people learned being a bitch doesn't get them anywhere yet?

Zezing 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:44

Stupid ****

rc024 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:51

YDI for being a stuck up **** and acting like that hahaha i hope he gave ur shit away....

netfreak 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:03

haha good post

tranceaddict100 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:19

Maybe her license is really old and it was hard for the guy to determine whether the picture on the license was really her..that's why he went around asking

AndreaHatesYou1 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:17

YDI. If I were in that situation and felt at all sketched out by the guy, I'd probably ask him why he wanted my name before being a bitch.

JoeyImage 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:40

lame

956TXking 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:01

that's what u get for being a bitch.

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