Today a judge in my country decided that it’s okay to force people... - FML

Anonymous - 17/04/2021 19:51 - Germany - Norden

Today a judge in my country decided that it’s okay to force people to get a COVID-test, even if they’re not sick. Meanwhile, another judge decided that it’s very much illegal for anyone to force HIM to get a COVID-test, because they are dangerous and he could get hurt. FML

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