Embarrassing, Haircut, Hair and Miscellaneous: Bad hair day

Bad hair day

By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 920

You deserved it 49 042

Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

jibz 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:40

dumbass.

XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:48

you spelled blonde wrong :)

Comments

Dante15 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 3:32

This is an example of the intelligence of people in the world today.

kkins 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:10

I think that's happened to every girl with a flat iron

just_a_dude_ 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:19

I've done the same thing, but with a toaster. I waited for way too long before realizing it wasn't plugged in. :/

miss2kute31 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:45

Lmao

mylifepwnz 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:47

9/10 if the web users would have posted this on mlia

lol32360 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:02

you blond? haha jksssss..... (:

elizabethan13 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:05

nice goin GENIUS :P

pan1cked 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:10

LOL I've definitely done that before. she's not an idiot, shit happens. I can assure you I'm not stupid in any sense. people just have brain farts :)

RandomButNice 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:41

unfortunately it has happened to me before...

ofwglui 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:51

y u so retard

1215116a 14

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:51

Why are you so retarded? is what I'm guessing your letters meant.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Relatable Food Work Miscellaneous Parents Delivery Awkward Weddings Friends Love Weird Intimacy Shopping Clothes Mysterious Laundry Transportation Embarrassing Job interview Annoying Health Dentist Dogs Mental health Cats Neighbours Animals Gross Poopoo peepee Family

The Top

Random

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 836

You deserved it 5 057

Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 078

You deserved it 6 571

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 139

You deserved it 41 022

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 850

You deserved it 7 654

Today, my daughter had to deal with a Karen at her job, lost her temper, and punched her unconscious just to shut her up. Sounds like a good thing, right? Wrong, she pressed charges, got my daughter arrested, and she’s now facing years in prison for grievous bodily harm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 312

You deserved it 1 391

Today, when I arrived to a prospective customer's home to give her a shower replacement estimate, a sheriff pulled up behind me and arrested said customer. I drove a 3-hour round trip to this appointment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 873

You deserved it 91