HumorInBadTaste

Mr Iowa, US of A

Jman6295 8 January 2012, 00:12 United States

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

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Anonymous 15 January 2016, 04:51 Burbank, United States 🌶️ Spicy

You'd know by now

Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML

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