battleaxebowman

26 years-old Single

Fgjvshnb 6 July 2015, 03:54 Watertown, United States

Today, I once again asked my girlfriend about getting married, as she had previously said she would only get married once gay marriage was legal. She still said no. FML

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Anonymous 9 January 2016, 05:38 Columbus, United States

Today, I spent nearly an hour trying to take a decent photo for my dating site profile. Not 20 minutes after uploading it, I got a message saying "Srsly dude stop trying, u look like Rosie O'Donnell." FML

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