igotpride - 09/12/2013 21:01 - United States Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML 61 842 5 387
With friends like these… Katie - 13/12/2012 18:00 - United States Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML 31 394 2 634