Alina22_fml

Miss Chicago, USA 34 years-old Single

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Boston, United States

Judgemental

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

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Anonymous 3 December 2014, 17:06 Rancho Santa Margarita, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

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