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lovingthis 9 January 2013, 16:48 Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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fatty milkshakes 29 January 2013, 22:56 United States

Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML

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