Today, I T-boned a woman who pulled out of a parking lot right in front of me. According to her, the accident was my fault because she "didn't see" me. FML
WhoLikesPie
Mr 32 years-old Single
Spike2013
Thompson, Canada
ZombieGirl
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Tampa, United States
Home sweet home, huh?
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML