AyeeJoJo

sigh · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Medford, United States

Weird request, but OK

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

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awkward · 22 February 2014, 05:39 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Dirty talk

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

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