Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML
ANNOYINGFKINGPPL
Mr Brights Grove, Ontario 30 years-old In a relationship
Anonymous
United States
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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Happy Caturday!
Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML