nikkinik1424

Mrs Utica, NY, USA 38 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 1 January 2016, 07:03 Reno, United States

Law and order

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

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ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER 29 January 2016, 21:19 East Greenbush, United States

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

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