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Miss Pittsfield, united states 26 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 2 April 2009, 05:13 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Anonymous 1 June 2011, 18:06 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

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