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kjirut · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·Norway 🌶️ Spicy

Lesson learned

Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake an orgasm. FML

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dogsickftl · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United Kingdom

Opportunities

Today, I left my hammer outside after putting up my 'For Sale' sign in front of my house. I realised and went outside to get it. The hammer had been used to smash my car window and steal stuff inside. FML

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