Kristina1988

Miss Houston 38 years-old Single

liishax3 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Fish 101

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured, "Eh, a little bit more won't kill him." I was wrong. FML

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mafille 19 March 2015, 03:22 France

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

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