Cococautly
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
noahcarrick88
Mr odenton, USA 31 years-old Single
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Saint Petersburg, United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I woke up to my dad emptying a water bottle on my head, because I needed to "get up for school" or I'd be late. FML
lavenderpiss
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
North Adelaide, Australia
New fragrance just dropped
Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML