Sean
Pleasanton, United States
Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML
RevengeIsSweet
Mr Morgantown, United States 31 years-old Single
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Padstow, Australia
Disappointed
Today, my friend asked if she could come over to my place. Since it's my birthday tomorrow, I said sure. Turns out she just wanted to copy all my notes for our upcoming exam. FML
Anonymous
Irvine, United States
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
rashpimplezitz
Simi Valley, United States
Today, I was prank called yet again by someone asking for a game that was released over 10 years ago. The store I work at only sells modern titles, and I angrily slammed the phone down. My boss saw and fired me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Calera, United States
Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML