NycNightmare

Mrs Spartanburg, USA 32 years-old Single

kk 9 January 2013, 16:07 United States

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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Nightmare 15 January 2013, 14:41

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

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