Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
gutzlikeapig
sickkid
United States 🌶️ Spicy
kat, ACT
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nature is healing
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
reconnect
United States
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML