azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
matthew006
Mr Nipomo,CA,,, 29 years-old Single
mista_sandy
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Lower your expectations
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML