WellShit - 04/01/2013 02:19 - United States - New Richland Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML 31 835 5 943
You what? Sally - 26/01/2009 00:06 Today, I'm studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML 23 403 5 423