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Mr Lancaster 27 years-old In a relationship

L 16 October 2012, 22:59 Trondheim, Norway 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

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anonymous 27 March 2013, 23:55 Honolulu, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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